Meet the Team

Every great company has a talented team. Ours just happens to shed on the furniture, chase squirrels during office hours, and insist on being paid entirely in treats. 🐾

Max, Golden Retriever

Chief Energy Officer -

Runs the company on choas, confidence, and treats-per-meeting policy enforcement.

Louis, French Bulldog

Chief Mischief Officer -

Responsible for all questionable decisions that somehow go viral and sell out.

Harper, German Shepherd

Head of Logistics and Zoomie Coordination -

Ensures every package is quality checked and delivered, all while chasing the driver.

Daisy, COrgi

Chief Food Officer -

Controls snack allocation and budget forecasting based on treat availability.

ELla, Husky

Chief Barketing Officer -

Leads all marketing initiatives through strategic barking, unsolicited enthusiasm, and perfectly timed chaos.

WInston, pug

Chief Paw-ductivity Officer -

Monitors workflow efficiency by sitting directly on important documents, keyboards, and anything currently being used by humans.